Friday, March 23, 2007

White House Spokesman to Undergo Surgery

Probably to remove all that bullshit from his mouth.

Presidential spokesman Tony Snow is undergoing surgery Monday to remove a growth in his lower abdomen, a procedure he said was being done "out of an aggressive sense of caution" because he had colon cancer two years ago.

There's a good chance that the growth in his lower abdomen is his hat, left there from his head's many trips up his ass.

"Please do not leap to conclusions about this because we don't know what this is," Snow told reporters. "We know it's coming out and I know I'll be back soon."

I said the same thing to my girlfriend during sex the other day.

Snow had his colon removed in 2005 and underwent six months of chemotherapy after being diagnosed with colon cancer.

Ahha! That's why all that shit comes out his mouth.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can't even be honest about this sad stuff...the dude has cancer...they know and soon everyone will.

they're so use to spinning everything, they don't know when to stop.

good luck Tony

March 27, 2007 2:28 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home