Friday, December 15, 2006

"American Pie" actress turns herself in at NY court


Trouble in tinseltown? No, I just can't believe it.

Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.

"Mommy, why does that girl from TV want to suck the dog's pee-pee?"
"It's called heroine son."
A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade," and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.

It's so hard to get to court when you're busy speed dating at the dog park.
The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

What do you say to someone who threatens to sexually molest your dog? I think movie stars have taken this love for animals thing too far now.
At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Seems to be working well.

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