Fidel Castro Says Worst of Health Problems Are Over

Yeah, but it's the not-so-bad problems that usually wind up killing you.

Cuban President Fidel Castro said he's recovering at a ``satisfactory rate'' after undergoing surgery for intestinal bleeding, and that the worst of his health problems are behind him.

Wait, does he mean that his worst health problems are over or they are "behind him" in the sense that they're in his ass cause intestinal bleeding can cause problems in the ass. At least, that's what I heard. Come on news people, tell me more about Castro's ass. Does that sound gay?

While Castro lost 41 pounds (19 kilograms) ``in just a few days,'' his last surgical stitch has now been removed, and he will be receiving ``distinguished visitors'' in coming days, the leader said in a statement dated yesterday published online by Granma, the official newspaper of Cuba's Communist Party.

So while people like Fidel Castro rule another day, funny fuckers like Steve Irwin get stung in the heart by a stingray. There is no God. Or at least, God ain't paying attention.