U.S. Asked to Not Interfere in Cuba

What, us interfere? When have we ever interfered?

Leftist intellectuals and human rights activists from around the world pleaded with the United States on Monday not to interfere with Cuba while Fidel Castro recovers from intestinal surgery, and Cuba's parliament speaker warned the U.S. would face dire consequences if it did.

But America wouldn't be America if we didn't stick our noses in everyone elses business. We may be a young country but we're not immature you big poopyhead.