Bees Swarm Around Victim Following Crash
Double whammy. Well done.
A swarm of up to 100,000 angry honey bees sent 10 people to the hospital including the driver of an SUV that hit a hollow tree in northeast Indiana, disturbing a hive.
"Who DARES disturb our slumber!"
What are the chances that you would slam your huge gas guzzling, fuck-you-mobile into the very same tree that the North American Alliance Honey Bee Anger Management Convention is taking place. Good for you.
"Those bees were mad," said Ossian Volunteer Fire Chief Kent Gilbert, who was stung at least 50 times.
Well, how happy would you be if someone slammed their SUV into your house?
Jacqueline Cossairt, 16, of Markle slammed her GMC Envoy into the tree after she lost control on a gravel road about 10 miles south of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
cough cell phone cough.
By the time rescuers arrived, a black cloud of buzzing insects had engulfed the car.
"Great, not only did I total daddy's car but I triggered the end times."
"It was terrible," said Master Trooper Bob Brophy, commander of the Indiana State Police's Fort Wayne post. "You can't really train for that. You don't really know. You look for downed power lines. You don't look for a million bees."
You don't need to look for them. They find you.
A swarm of up to 100,000 angry honey bees sent 10 people to the hospital including the driver of an SUV that hit a hollow tree in northeast Indiana, disturbing a hive.
"Who DARES disturb our slumber!"
What are the chances that you would slam your huge gas guzzling, fuck-you-mobile into the very same tree that the North American Alliance Honey Bee Anger Management Convention is taking place. Good for you.
"Those bees were mad," said Ossian Volunteer Fire Chief Kent Gilbert, who was stung at least 50 times.
Well, how happy would you be if someone slammed their SUV into your house?
Jacqueline Cossairt, 16, of Markle slammed her GMC Envoy into the tree after she lost control on a gravel road about 10 miles south of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
cough cell phone cough.
By the time rescuers arrived, a black cloud of buzzing insects had engulfed the car.
"Great, not only did I total daddy's car but I triggered the end times."
"It was terrible," said Master Trooper Bob Brophy, commander of the Indiana State Police's Fort Wayne post. "You can't really train for that. You don't really know. You look for downed power lines. You don't look for a million bees."
You don't need to look for them. They find you.
posted by A Mad Man at 6:49 AM
1 Comments:
now this really sucks...it's like a final destination kind of thing.
get through the car crash only to be killed by thousands of bee's
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