Israel rejects blame in beach deaths

The Israelis say they didn't do it. Palestinians say they didn't do it. Maybe it was an act of God. Maybe he's sick of your shit too.

Israel has rejected allegations that it was responsible for the deaths of eight Palestinians on a northern Gaza beach on Friday.

There's so many bombs laying around in that little region of destruction you guys have made for yourselves, who fucking knows what went off.

Amir Peretz, the Israeli defence minister, said that Israel had enough evidence to back up its claims that it was not responsible for the incident.

I'm sure the Palestinians will accept that.

Palestinians have angrily rejected the Israeli claims, with Ghazi Hamad, a spokesman for the Hamas-led government, saying that Israel was trying to "escape from shouldering responsibility" for the blast.

I don't know. Usually the Israeli government loves to take credit for blowing you people up. But one thing sounds fishy to me. They usually bomb cars, not picnics on the beach. Hmmm...