Al-Qaida in Iraq Names New Leader

Now just tell us what he looks like and where he'll be tonight and maybe then I'll believe you.

Al-Qaida in Iraq named a successor Monday to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and said he would stick to the slain leader's path - attacks on Shiites as well as on U.S. and Iraqi forces.

I'm guessing his first name isn't Chuck.

The new leader, identified by the nom de guerre Abu Hamza al-Muhajer in a statement posted on the Web, appeared to be a foreign Arab, like his predecessor.

Let's see what else we can make him have in common with his predecessor. Like fatal injuries from a bomb blast.