Illegal Immigrants Plan Nationwide Boycott

They are now, truly, Americans.

Today has been set aside for immigrants to boycott work, school and shopping to show how much they matter to their communities. But with some growing tired of street protests, and others afraid they'll be deported or fired for walking out, people are planning to support the effort in myriad ways.

What better way to prove you've been American-ized than getting your ass fire? Getting canned is more American than apple pie.

Some will work but buy nothing today. Others will protest at lunch breaks or at rallies after work. There will be church services, candlelight vigils, picnics and human chains.

What exactly are you protesting? You're in a country illegally. Most people would want a low profile. In other countries you'd just be shot. Personally, I'm all for immigration but at least have enough respect for the country you're immigrating to to one, do it legally and two, learn the shared language of the land so we can fucking communicate with you. I would do it if I immigrated somewhere other than America.