Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Airbus pitching standing-room-only option to airlines

Just what we need to make flying more comfy. To stand up the whole fucking time.

Airbus has been quietly pitching the standing-room-only option to Asian carriers, though none have agreed to it yet. Passengers in the standing section would be propped against a padded backboard, held in place with a harness, according to experts who have seen a proposal.

Why not just tie us together in half a dozen bunches and place us in metal containers? Or I bet you can squeeze a few dozen of us in the cargo hold. It'll be like Tetris.

Fucking airlines are nuts.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

not only do you get the fucking chairs up your ass, if the plane crashes but about 100 people standing not to mention ! try getting out of the plane, it was impossible with just the seated people...there's going to be people flying all over the cabin.
watch out for the HOT coffee & tea

April 25, 2006 2:06 PM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Do you get a little shelf to eat your lunch off? Where does it fit?

Maybe Indian Airlines will have hand-holds on the outside of the aircraft, so they can pile passengers all over the fuselage like they do with their busses and trains.

Just wait for it, long haul flights with no-stop drop offs.

Fly at 50 feet over water near the airfield and get them to let go.

April 26, 2006 5:12 AM  

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