Thursday, April 27, 2006

Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M

But your honor, she was very, very bad.

Lawyers for a woman who was spanked in front of her co-workers as part of what her employer said was a camaraderie-building exercise asked a jury Wednesday for at least $1.2 million for the humiliation she claimed to have suffered.

You know how many times my mother beat the shit out of me in public when I was a kid? She owes me billions.

Janet Orlando, 53, quit her job at the home security company Alarm One Inc. and sued, alleging discrimination, assault, battery and infliction of emotional distress.

Oh come liked it.

Employees were paddled with rival companies' yard signs as part of a contest that pitted sales teams against each other, according to court documents. The winners poked fun at the losers, throwing pies at them, feeding them baby food, making them wear diapers and swatting their buttocks.

How does that teach camaraderie? Sounds more like a sexual fetish getaway gone way out of control. I hate my job enough already. If someone spanks me there I'm going to lose my fucking mind.


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