Wednesday, March 29, 2006

World Treated to Rare Total Eclipse of Sun

You know what this means right? Things are so fucked up down here the sun can't even watch anymore.

Schoolchildren cheered as the first total eclipse in years plunged Ghana into daytime darkness Wednesday, a solar show sweeping northeast from Brazil to Mongolia.

Kids are so easily pleased these days. All you have to do is knock the sun completely out of the sky and plunge the earth into darkness and they cheer. Gotta love em.

"I believe it's a wonderful work of God, despite all what the scientists say," said Solomon Pomenya, a 52-year old doctor. "This tells me that God is a true engineer."

Hey, a doctor that doesn't believe in Science. That's...dangerous. Bet it's quite a surprise after surgery when you awake only to find the surgery went well but unfortunately God didn't answer the doctors prayers for the incision wound to close. Careful getting up.

The last such eclipse in November 2003 was best viewed from Antarctica, said Alex Young, a NASA scientist involved in solar research.

Damn...I just missed that one.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's nice to know your doctor doesn't believe in the science of medicine, He'll just wait around and wait for some higher being to take care of the really dangerous stuff

March 29, 2006 10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's nice to know your doctor doesn't believe in the science of medicine, He'll just wait around and wait for some higher being to take care of the really dangerous stuff

March 29, 2006 10:55 AM  

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