Saturday, January 28, 2006

US to ignore Iran at London conference

That'll learn 'em. Nothing gets the message across like the cold shoulder. Next thing you know we'll be telling the leader of Pakistan that Iran fucked his wife.

The United States will have no dialogue with Iran at the two-day Afghanistan donor conference from January 31 and in London.

Obviously we're upset with Iran because they're trying to enrich uranium and if anybody's building nuclear weapons but those country's that we like we get all pissy about it. I, however, do wonder if a country that has a complete lunatic in power should have a red button. He might push it because the guy in the well told him too (This makes sense if you know you Shiite Muslim fables)

"Iran's President Ahmadinejad is to be blamed," State Department's third-ranking official Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Nicolas Burns said while briefing reporters on the conference on Friday.
Holy fucking shit look at that fucking title. It's longer than the marathon at the special olympics. State Department third ranking official under Secretary of State for Political Affairs. How do you fit that shit on a business card? Bet he thinks he's all important and everything. Probably a loser.
"In an environment where the new Iranian President has called for the destruction of Israel, has put Iran on a more radical course in its nuclear policy and continued support for terrorism. There's not a lot to talk about," Burns said.

Wait, I thought you were going to ignore them. If there's a lot to talk about then why the cold shoulder at the donor thingy in London? That doesn't make any sense. Maybe you're not qualified to be the State Department third ranking official under Secretary of State for Political Affairs.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mad Man! you did such a great job on this, on so many levels but your comment on that mans official title was it. I'm still laughing

January 30, 2006 7:17 AM  

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