Tuesday, January 17, 2006

4 terrorists killed in U.S. missile strike

At least four foreign terrorists died in the U.S. airstrike purportedly aimed at al-Qaeda's No. 2 man, the provincial government said Tuesday.

A statement by the administration of Bajur, a Pakistan tribal region bordering Afghanistan, also said that 10 to 12 foreign extremists had been invited to dinner at the village hit in Friday's attack.

The statement was the first official confirmation by Pakistani authorities that foreign militants were killed in the attack, which officials have said also killed innocent civilians.

"It is regrettable that 18 local people lost their lives in the attack, but this fact also cannot be denied, that 10-12 foreign extremists had been invited on a dinner," it said.

But wait, wait, wait, just yesterday the Pakistani government said that only innocent villagers were killed in the air strike. Does this mean the possibility that Ayman Al-Zawahiri was killed still exists? Of course it does. You see my fellow earthlings, nobody knows what the fuck is going on ever. The sooner you come to that realization the sooner you'll be able to live your life in a peaceful manner. Not giving anybody any crediblity and automatically assuming everyone who speaks to you is a fucking moron makes it easier to come to your own conclusions about things.

Zawahiri is probably dead. Until he puts out another tape I'm celebrating his departure from my planet. Pastries for everyone!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're right Mad man...nobody knows what the fuck is going on. staying in semi-large groups could be hazardious to your health.

January 17, 2006 1:48 PM  

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