Body Found On 'Sesame Street' Performer's Property

It's offical...you don't want to know the way to Sesame Street.

A 36-year-old man was charged with kidnapping Tuesday night in connection with the death of a woman whose body was found on property owned by the performer who plays Big Bird on the children's television show "Sesame Street," state police said.

Count with me everyone, 1 - 2 - 3 - 4, 4 bullet holes in this woman's abdomen ha-ha-ha. Today's episode was brought to you in part by the letters D, N, A and the numbers 9 and 11.

Caroll Spinney, who also plays Oscar the Grouch on the show, had nothing to do with the woman's death, said Sgt. J. Paul Vance, a state police spokesman.

Could you imagine how fucked up this world would have to be for Big Bird to be charged with murder? I would hang myself in the closet.