Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House
About time there was some truth in the media. Note: this is the actual headline.
Bryan Scott Moron, 20, of Burleson, Texas, was arrested Friday after he lost control of his truck and struck a mailbox, then a house, MyFOXDFW.com reports.
Alright Mr. Moron, what happened here?
Living up to his surname, Moron failed sobriety tests, the station said. The arrest report showed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit.
You'd think with that surname he'd keep as low a profile as possible.
Moron, a restaurant server, was also driving at an excessive speed, according to the report.
This guy's boss at the restaurant must have a damn fieldday with this guy. "Hey Moron, table five!" "Let's move Moron!", "Moron, I thought I told you to be here at ten o'clock. Why you late Moron?" Oh the good times would roll.
Bryan Scott Moron, 20, of Burleson, Texas, was arrested Friday after he lost control of his truck and struck a mailbox, then a house, MyFOXDFW.com reports.
Alright Mr. Moron, what happened here?
Living up to his surname, Moron failed sobriety tests, the station said. The arrest report showed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit.
You'd think with that surname he'd keep as low a profile as possible.
Moron, a restaurant server, was also driving at an excessive speed, according to the report.
This guy's boss at the restaurant must have a damn fieldday with this guy. "Hey Moron, table five!" "Let's move Moron!", "Moron, I thought I told you to be here at ten o'clock. Why you late Moron?" Oh the good times would roll.
posted by A Mad Man at 5:27 AM
1 Comments:
this would make any boss's day
just think of all the stress you could let out
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