Friday, October 19, 2007

Seattle Woman Claims David Copperfield Raped Her

"And for my next trick I'm going to make your feeling of self-worth disappear."

A Seattle woman has made a rape claim against magician David Copperfield, law enforcement sources tell FOX News.

No jail can hold David Copperfield. He made the Statue of Liberty disappear. He can levitate. He somehow got Claudia Schiffer to sleep with him. That's magic.

The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas, sources said.

Pretty shitty place to get raped at. One minute it's a paradise and the next, it's a deep, dark, dank pit of despair and horror. Kind of like college.

Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle authorities turned over the case to the FBI.

David Copperfields next trick will be to make David Copperfield disappear.

On Thursday, FBI officials raided a Las Vegas warehouse used by Copperfield. Seattle FBI agent Robbie Burroughs said Thursday the case was related to one in Washington.

I wish I knew magic. I would make the world disappear. Poof. Peace and quiet. Thank you ladies and gentlemen...oh...I'm all alone. Finally.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this woman must be magic proof...I would think if he could get Claudia Schiffer into bed, why the hell would he have to rape this woman.

October 22, 2007 1:27 PM  

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