Saturday, March 10, 2007

U.S., Iran trade barbs in direct talks

Your mother is so fat...

In their first direct talks since the Iraq war began, U.S. and Iranian envoys traded harsh words and blamed each other for the country's crisis Saturday at a one-day international conference that some hoped would help end their 27-year diplomatic freeze.

Guys, guys, guys, let's just be sensible and admit it's both our faults. Or we can pin it on Canada.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki opened the conference with an appeal for all participants to help ease his country's plight and prevent the violent conflict here from spilling over into the entire Middle East.

"Please for the love of God help us!"
So while the leader of a country begs for help we bicker. I've seen more maturity in kindergarten classes.

During the talks, U.S. envoy David Satterfield pointed to his briefcase which he said contained documents proving Iran was arming Shiite Muslim militias in Iraq.

"But you can't seem 'em cause they're invisible."

"Your accusations are merely a cover for your failures in Iraq," Iran's chief envoy Abbas Araghchi shot back.

"And you have a fat neck too!"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH! this is fucking could see this going far...if they had guns , they would shoot each other...right there

March 12, 2007 2:18 PM  

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