Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Cheney takes refuge in bomb shelter after Afghan blast

Maybe I should get one of those.

Vice President Dick Cheney was whisked into a bomb shelter immediately after a Taliban suicide bomber struck the main American military base he was visiting in Afghanistan on Tuesday.

Coincedence, or is someone leaking information to the Taliban? The plot thickens. Cue the dramatic soap opera music. Da-Da-Duh! And please, you can't kill the American Vice President. He'll shoot you in the face.

Up to 14 people were killed, including one U.S. and one South Korean soldier, in the Bagram Airbase attack which rebels said was aimed at Cheney.

What are the Taliban thinking? Do you really think that the American military isn't going to provide the upmost security for the American Vice President? Don't you know we plan these things out. You think the government is a bunch of morons? Don't answer that either.

"At 10 a.m. I heard a loud boom," Cheney said.

That's his quote? Loud boom? Yes, we all know that when a bomb goes off it's loud Mr. Vice President.

"They moved me for a relatively brief period of time to one of the bomb shelters nearby," he said. "As the situation settled down and they got a better sense in terms of what was going on, then I went back to my room until it was time to leave."

So all in all, how was your trip?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Cheney, in case you didn't notice, thats a US soldier lying in the street dead at the front gate...protecting your ass...business as usual I guess, that loud boom you heard did some damage moron!...you could go back to your room and eat Mr. Vice President...that poor boy in the street is going nowhere.

If were in Iraq under false information, then I hope that makes the President and vice President MURDERERS and I hope justice will be served on them.

February 27, 2007 2:13 PM  

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