Thursday, February 22, 2007

Anna Nicole judge: The baby gets the body

Children shouldn't play with dead things.

In a meandering speech, and at times choking back tears, Broward Circuit Court Judge Larry Seidlin ordered that Anna Nicole Smith's body be given to her 5-month-old daughter., you You know, by the time she comes to an age where she can honestly decide what to do with it, it's going to smell.

Seidlin directed Milstein to consult with all three parties who vied for her body -- Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, her longtime attorney, Howard K. Stern, and ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead.

You know, there's not many options you have with a dead body. You can bury it, or you can cremate it. There are other things but most of those are illegal.

Meanwhile, at the Medical Examiner's office in Dania Beach, under a sky filled with helicopters, Dr. Joshua Perper prepared to make a statement. Private jets were reportedly waiting to take Smith's body to its final resting place.

Okay everybody...she is dead. We're all on the same page with that right?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

that Judge, is the reason you don't ever want to go to court...for God sakes, he was a cabbie...what a fucking idiot!
I can't say anymore, the tapes speak for themselves.

February 26, 2007 11:44 AM  

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