Mysterious Object Crashes Through Roof
Santa?
Authorities were trying to identify a mysterious metallic object that crashed through the roof of a house in eastern New Jersey.
What's to investigate? God's pissed, he's throwing rocks.
Nobody was injured when the golf-ball sized object, weighing nearly as much as a can of soup, struck the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.
It's a galatic warning shot.
"There's some great interest in what we have here," said Lt. Robert Brightman. "It's rather unusual. I haven't seen anything like it in my career."
Umm...it's a rock.
Approximately 20 to 50 rock-like objects fall every day over the entire planet, said Carlton Pryor, a professor of astronomy at Rutgers University.
So it's fairly common for rocks to fall out of the sky. I had a feeling.
Authorities were trying to identify a mysterious metallic object that crashed through the roof of a house in eastern New Jersey.
What's to investigate? God's pissed, he's throwing rocks.
Nobody was injured when the golf-ball sized object, weighing nearly as much as a can of soup, struck the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.
It's a galatic warning shot.
"There's some great interest in what we have here," said Lt. Robert Brightman. "It's rather unusual. I haven't seen anything like it in my career."
Umm...it's a rock.
Approximately 20 to 50 rock-like objects fall every day over the entire planet, said Carlton Pryor, a professor of astronomy at Rutgers University.
So it's fairly common for rocks to fall out of the sky. I had a feeling.
posted by A Mad Man at 1:33 PM
1 Comments:
what the fuck are the powers at be saying?... what's the forcast...rock showers and then partly sunny
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