Thursday, January 04, 2007

Mysterious Object Crashes Through Roof


Authorities were trying to identify a mysterious metallic object that crashed through the roof of a house in eastern New Jersey.

What's to investigate? God's pissed, he's throwing rocks.

Nobody was injured when the golf-ball sized object, weighing nearly as much as a can of soup, struck the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.

It's a galatic warning shot.

"There's some great interest in what we have here," said Lt. Robert Brightman. "It's rather unusual. I haven't seen anything like it in my career."'s a rock.

Approximately 20 to 50 rock-like objects fall every day over the entire planet, said Carlton Pryor, a professor of astronomy at Rutgers University.

So it's fairly common for rocks to fall out of the sky. I had a feeling.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck are the powers at be saying?... what's the forcast...rock showers and then partly sunny

January 05, 2007 2:47 PM  

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