Israel's President to be Indicted on Rape Charges

Well at least Bush hasn't done that.

Israel's attorney general says he plans to indict President Moshe Katsav, Israel's ceremonial head of state, on charges of rape and abuse of power.

That's it, I'm building a bunker and I'm not coming out until all you people go away.

Israel's attorney general, Meni Mazus, says he has notified President Katsav that he will be indicted on charges of rape and other crimes against female employees of the president's office.

"Yes sir Mr. President, you're fucked. See you tomorrow. Bye bye."

The charges, some of the most serious ever faced by an Israeli politician, stem from complaints made by at least four women who worked for Mr. Katsav. Police say the charges are based on interviews with at least 10 women.

What'd they build a rape robot over there?

Israel's attorney general says he has collected enough evidence to indict the president on other charges - such as obstruction of justice and receiving illegal gifts.

Receiving illegal gifts? That's an interesting way of saying rape.