Iran threatens Israel if US acts "evil"

This would be funnier if this country didn't treat Israel like our little sister.

Iran threatened on Tuesday to attack Israel in response to any "evil" act by the United States and said it had enriched uranium to a level close to the maximum compatible with civilian use in power stations.

So who do they attack in England acts "evil"? I don't have the patience to figure out this terror-jumble attack plan. If we bomb Iran, Iran bombs Israel and then Israel pretty much bombs everyone who prays on a little carpet right?

The defiant statements were issued shortly before world powers met in Paris late on Tuesday to plan their next moves after Tehran rejected a U.N. call to halt uranium enrichment.

I hate Iran. I hate everybody right now cause I just spilled my coffee. Fuck this.
Iran's bad, Israel is being threatened again and blah blah blah. The more things change the more they stay the same. Quick question though, how is it that all the country's of the world managed to put crazy fucking people into power?