Thursday, February 16, 2006

France loses battle on asbestos ship

I don't know sir, all of our soldiers just collapsed and started gasping for air.

France suffered a humiliating blow when President Jacques Chirac was forced to order home from the Arabian Sea the asbestos-laden former flagship of the French navy after environmentalists scuppered its planned break-up in an Indian scrapyard.

Ha-Ha you had to take your Death Ship back. Suckers.

Mr Chirac ordered the recall of Le Clemenceau, a former aircraft carrier, after France's highest court ordered it to stay out of Indian waters pending legal action by environmentalists.

Strangely enough, Le Clemenceau loosely translates to 'the ship that causes severe lung damage and eventually death'. So France, you can't go dumping your toxic ship in India so where are you going to dump it now? Psst...Canada might want it.

1 Comments:

Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

You just wait, they'll strap a nuke to it and tow it into the middle of the ocean so they can do some more Nuclear testing. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone, and a few million fish, locals etc.

Fucking french, bet we hate them more than you. . . .

February 20, 2006 3:31 AM  

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