Wednesday, February 15, 2006

State told to change lethal injection mix

Go light on the Drain-O.

A judge ruled Tuesday that California must change its injection method for an execution next week, saying the current drug mix may constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Does it really matter what they inject you with if the outcome is death?

U.S. District Judge Jeremy Fogel said that inmates may be conscious and undergoing extreme pain during execution.

Hey, remember the electric chair? That didn't look like a smooth ride into the here-after. So, let me get this straight, it's cruel and unusual to kill someone painfully but if you kill them all nice and easy-like, then it's okay? Does it really matter? How about this. If a condemned inmate comes back from the dead and says the lethal injection hurt, we'll change the method.

The lethal injection method involves a sedative, a paralyzing agent and then a heart-stopping drug.

Heart stopping drug? Who was the poor sonofabitch who discovered that one?
" Ah, my stomach feels a lot better, but, whoa, I'm so cold..."
What possible use, other than killing people, could a heart stopping drug have. Sure it cures a headache but so does Advil.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

How fucked up is this! we care about how the criminal feels but the hell with the victim...lets go back to chopping heads off or even better lions.

February 15, 2006 11:06 AM  
Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

Or lets send them into muslim areas with a fucking great 'Allah is a Fag' noticeboard strapped to them, see which they prefer then.

February 16, 2006 4:49 AM  

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