Friday, December 23, 2005

Terrorists blame police for injuries

When you set off a bomb in a crowded area you pretty much give up all credibility to any claims you make regarding injuries. I can't open fire with a sub machine gun in MacDonalds and then blame the paramedics for mistreating the gunshot wounds.

The far left group Revolutionary Struggle, which claimed responsibility for the bombing of the Economy and Finance Ministry in Greece, blamed police for the three people injured in the attack and threatened a new cycle of violence against authorities.

Here's what I'm thinking. Perhaps the explosive device you set off at the Ministry had something to do with the injuries. What do you think? You weren't excatly setting off a fireworks display. You see, a bomb is made for destruction. Put it under a bridge, you destroy the bridge. Demolition teams use bombs to destroy old buildings in what we call a 'controlled explosion'. Now, when you set off one of these 'bombs' on a city street you are going to hurt people. This concludes the first lesson in fanatical terrorism 101. Tomorrow I'll explain why no one likes you.

In a proclamation published in the weekly Pontiki newspaper, the group explained that last Monday’s bomb attack was planned in a way to avoid causing physical harm to people.
“The attack was aimed at causing only material damage,” read the eight-page proclamation.
“The exclusive responsibility for the people slightly injured lies with the British- and American-trained police who proved to be idiotic and dangerously incapable,” it added.

See, now, if you hadn't set off a bomb in a city street, no one would have gotten hurt. You can't blame the police. Say this with me now, "I set off an explosive". See what I'm getting at here? It's like hurling children into a rough ocean and blaming the lifeguards who fail to save the drowning for poor training. If I hadn't thrown the kids into the waves, they wouldn't have drowned. This concludes the lesson I call "Cause and Effect." Tomorrow we'll be learning how to take responsiblity for your own actions.

Group members called the police twice about the explosion some 30 minutes before the bomb went off.

How very thoughtful of you bastards. And giving them a whole half an hour to clear a busy street. You realize your all completly insane right? How come you can't be insane in a fun way and just rant and rave about how goblins stole your underwear? Or maybe, go hang yourselves or something everyone will enjoy like that?

Revolutionary Struggle says it wants to wage war on the free market policies of the conservative government and attack the United States, which it accused of pressuring Greece into buying American military jets.

America is jet-pushers now? How come America is to blame for every fucking thing wrong with another country? It's not like we sold you tainted heroin or herpes-infected hookers for fucks sake. Your country can use those jets to protect themselves against terrorists. You know, like you guys.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this doesn't need any explaination. thanks for pointing out just how fucked up some people in this world are. I'm just glad someone besides myself see's it. thanks mad man for proving i'm not crazy and the world is more fucked up then I could imagine.

December 23, 2005 11:55 AM  
Blogger A Mad Man said...

I'm glad I could help.

December 23, 2005 12:00 PM  

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