Brown: Don't Say Terrorists Are Muslims

Did I miss something? Did a Mormon blow something up? Christian drive a car-bomb into a cafe? Those damn Buddhist monks at it again?

Gordon Brown has banned ministers from using the word “Muslim” in ­connection with the ­terrorism crisis.

From now on we'll be calling them Allah-loving crazy fucks.

The shake-up is part of a fresh attempt to improve community relations and avoid offending Muslims, adopting a more “consensual” tone than existed under Tony Blair.

Funny, the Muslim community doesn't seemed all that concerned with some of their members offending us by fucking killing us. I give you this, not all Muslims are terrorists. I personally have many Islamic friends and none of them have tried to behead me lately but honestly, in the past five years, who has been behind the acts of terror? For the life of me I still don't understand why we're so concerned with offending these people. Listen, Muslims, your fucking religion is out of control. Get a handle on it.

However, the change provoked claims last night that ministers are indulging in yet more political correctness.

Shit, you think?

“There is clearly a need to strike a consensual tone in relation to all communities across the UK,” the spokesman said. “It is important that the country remains united.”

When a Catholic plants a roadside bomb and kills thirty innocent people at a market I'll apologize. Until then, as long as people with the name Mohammed are strapping bombs to themselves, I'm calling a spade a spade. Pretending it's not Muslims isn't going to make it stop.