Friday, January 12, 2007

Leftists fire rocket at US embassy in Greece

What'd we do to Greece?

Greek police authorities claim that a leftist organization is responsible for a morning rocket attack on the US Embassy in Athens. Referring to the attack as a “terrorist” incident, Greek police say that Revolutionary Struggle, a small leftist group, took responsibility for the blast that damaged the third floor of front of the building.

Not the third floor. Oh the humanity, and the poor cleaning crew.

Apparently launching a rocket from a nearby construction site, the terrorists managed to damage a third-floor lavatory.

Hey, easy on the tiolets there guys.

No injuries or deaths were reported.


Blogger f.b.i.t.c. said...

When they say 'Rockets' I assume they aren't talking about fireworks here.

That said, a big airburst can cause awful damage to the painwork and can even break a window.

It's just possible they were treating you guys to an impromptu firework display - and it kinda went a bit awry . . . . .

January 16, 2007 2:35 AM  
Blogger A Mad Man said...

I believe they are now reporting it to have been a grenade attack. Nothing yells "Freedom" like hurling a greande into a toilet.

January 16, 2007 1:43 PM  

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