Men are more intelligent than women, claims new study

This should get ugly fast. If you look at the shows on TV in America, the formula is always the same. Stupid man has way-out-of-his-league super intelligent wife that treats him like a moron, saves him from himself and keeps the family together. In any room you can announce that women are smarter and superior to men and the crowd will erupt into thunderous applause. Now, turn it around and say men are smarter than women. Someone's bound to get hurt.

It is research that is guaranteed to delight men - and infuriate the women in their lives. A controversial new study has claimed that men really are more intelligent than women.

I get no pleasure out of the possiblity that men may be smarter than women. I've always said that men think logically and women think emotionally. Women base their answers to questions and their responses in conversations on how they feel. Men tend to base their responses on logic and conceal their emotions until they can hit something with a hammer. Neither is wrong. Just different. Comparing us is comparing apples and oranges and while, yes, we deserve equal treatment as if we were the same, we are not the same. I'm a hundred times smarter than an ant but watch me try to build a complex set of underground caves.
You know, in high school we convinced a girl in my Italian language class that boys pee blue. She asked the teacher. This was HIGH SCHOOL. Just saying...

The study - carried out by a man - concluded that men's IQs are almost four points higher than women's.

4 whole points. I better go get my girlfriend and explain to her that fire is hot.