Monday, September 18, 2006

Marksmen on hand as Pope says prayer

And the Lord thy God said upon his flock, "Ye, don't make any sudden moves."

THE Pope was protected by marksmen as he said a traditional prayer at his summer residence, Castel Gandolfo, yesterday.

For those of you who thought the red dot on your chest was a sign from God, nope, just Capt. Tom checking you over.

Italian police were on heightened alert as the Vatican tried to defuse an unprecedented row with the Muslim world over Pope Benedict's controversial remarks on Islam.

Muslims have two stages of mental states. Murderous rage and sleeping.

In Rome, visitors to St Peter's Basilica, who already need to go through metal detectors, faced the added inconvenience of random bag searches.

I don't think this is what Jesus had in mind for the world is it?
"Take this, and drink from it, for it is my blood that...hey, HEY! What's in the box? Peter, frisk this guy."

A wave of protest erupted among Muslims across the globe after the pope last week implicitly linked Islam to violence and quoted a 14th-century Byzantine emperor who said innovations introduced by the Prophet Mohammed were "evil and inhuman"

You show the world how un-evil and un-inhuman you are by threatening to kill everything and everyone. Guess they don't teach common fucking sense in those Islamic schools huh?


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